Top 5 Actresses Most Likely to Ruin a Movie

1. Diane Keaton

Has she made one good movie other than The Godfather? Pretty much every movie she gets her hands on sucks, and the only reason The Godfather movies made it is because they surrounded her with so much talent that the film overcame her dead weight. I hated her sorry crap role in The Godfather, Annie Hall sucks (despite popular belief), Baby Boom was a joke, and Father of the Bride only made it because of Steve Martin.

2. Lindsay Wagner

The Paper Chase was an excellent movie only because they got it out before she mastered the art of suck. Seriously, could there be a more worthless actress other than Diane Keaton? Please stop playing the role of a battered woman in a TV mini-series to be shown on Lifetime or Oxygen. Either get a new agent, develop another role you can play, or hang yourself.

3. Cameron Diaz

Some people are going to argue this, but the reality is that she sucks. Her best movie is There's Something About Mary, and she was actually pretty bad in it. The movie was really good, but only because of the gift Ben Stiller has for comedy. Her tough, business, hard-ass roles are not believable, and her attempt at being a tough, bad girl in Charlie's Angels was laughable. She's not attractive (despite popular belief), and she just generally sucks.

4. Linda Fiorentino

Dogma and Men in Black made it out unscathed, but I think she is a poor actress and clearly the weakest part of both films.

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